TV of my life

Lazer Tag Academy

• Grade: First and Second
• Upon reflection: No kitch value for the show itself, but tons for the game!
• Recap: Buy a Lazer Tag system, right now! Have you bought one yet? Go on ya stupid kids, bug your parents until you get one.
• Fun fact: My brother and I had one of the elusive helmets as a kid, but I’m only now finding out abut the rifles. Boy did we miss out! None of our toys, for the record, allowed us to create blocks of ice or travel through time. Refunds requested.
• On Amazon: Lazer Tag Academy videos

Parker Lewis Can’t Lose

• Grade: 5-8
• Upon reflection: Mild kitch value
• Recap: s/Ferris Bueller/Parker Lewis.
• Fun Fact: They made a Ferris Bueller TV show on NBC and it was beat by Parker Lewis! Also, the actor who played Kube, was the son of a famous-in-St. Louis classic rock DJ on KSHE, he also went on to appear in ER.
• Amazon: First Season, Second Season

Kidd Video

• Grade: Kindergarten
• Upon reflection:  Slight kitch value
• Recap: Kidd Video, yes that was a character’s name, and his friends who had formed a band were kiddnapped (see what I did there, funny eh?). Kiddnapped by a cartoon character named Master Blaster who inhabited an alternate, cartoon, universe called The Flipside. The kidds (stop me when this isn’t funny anymore), fight for, um, freedom and junk by playing music.
• Fun fact: Every one in the 80s was in a band with their friends. Every. One.